We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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