I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Help. Why am I so naked?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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