Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
Did you just see the Batmobile???
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
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