i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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