She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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