ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
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