My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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