I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
All the doctor said was why
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
