Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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