Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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