In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Randomize
