i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize
