Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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