people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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