Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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