I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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