No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Just cropdusted the office
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I can't trust your balls anymore.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Randomize
