So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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