I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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