I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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