I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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