butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
There r osticjed everywhere
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
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