ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I have already put on my inside pants.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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