is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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