This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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