my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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