My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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