It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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