I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
i dont even know how to be here
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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