Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
