your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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