he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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