There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Randomize
