all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I see more hoeing in ur future
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