I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
