I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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