Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
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