I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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