I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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