it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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