i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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