We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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