I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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