Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
We have started to decorate penises.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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