My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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