It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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