if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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