All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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