My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
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