Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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