Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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